September 27, 2005.

Dude
from "Dude" onwards, here's very excitingly our first report from the "IPOD COVERED IN ARAB SEMEN FASTER THROUGH EYE OF CAMEL ON A CAMEL INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN ON A HORSE ON YOUR MOTHER" tour.
Caption for photo : "Here's the 3 of us getting our daily phone and e chores done on Rick's computer at Supreme Reality Studios." Actually that's not the name of the tour; it's the EMPIRE STRIKES BACK RECORDING TOUR. We have been practising all day and night for The Rebel's first show tonight at FOODHOLE with our producer and host's band THE SUPREME REALITY. the studio is BLATANTLY AWESOME. Portland, for those of you who don't know it, is on a grid with trees and slopes where the streets go alphabetically east to west and numerically up and down or vice versa. E.g. we are on DAVIS, we ate breakfast on BURNSIDE and in between was CROUCH. Last night my dinner had too much lemongrass.
Scully the dog started barking in the night. She refutes alien life;
she has a girlfriend.
Okaybye.